Love is the answer, but while you are waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty good questions. www.GemQuotes.com
Physics is like sex. Sure, it may give some practical results, but that's not why we do it.--Richard Feynman www.GemQuotes.com
There is hardly anyone whose sexual life, if it were broadcast, would not fill the world at large with surprise and horror--Somerset Maugham www.GemQuotes.com
A lawyer was reading out the will of a rich man to the people mentioned in the will:
"To you, my loving wife Rose, who stood by me in rough times, as well as good, I leave her the house and $2 million."
The lawyer continued, "To my daughter Jessica, who looked after me in sickness and kept the business going, I leave her the yacht, the business and $1 million."
The lawyer concluded, "And, to my cousin Dan, who hated me, argued with me, and thought that I would never mention him in my will - well you are wrong. Hi Dan! www.GemQuotes.com